Klimaforskning - hjemmeside
Startet av Amatør1, august 26, 2011, 23:28:44 PM
SitatThe solution has been there, right in front of us all this time – the answer to fuel poverty. We burn windmills. (Via the BBC, a windmill at Ardrossan Windfarm earlier today, bursting into flames during the severe weather.)
SitatJeg trenger litt penger framover. Vil det være en god investering å satse på carbonbørsen, vindkraft og Gresk industri?
SitatWinston looked at the impassive figure of Gore and remembered the three slogans of The Ministry of Global Warming:COLD IS WARMWEATHER IS NOT CLIMATECARBON TRADING IS NOT A SCAMWinston said: "But surely Cold is Cold and Warm is Warm".Gore looked at Smith sympathetically: "If we decide Cold is Warm, then Cold is Warm. Every year will become the warmest year ever, even if there is six foot snow outside. The data will show an eternal upward temperature increase and you will come to believe in Global Warming."Gore continued: "I am taking trouble with you Winston, because you are worth trouble. You know perfectly well what is the matter with you. You have known it for years, though you have fought against the knowledge. You are mentally deranged."
SitatO'Brien's job appears to be to search for potential thought-criminals (citizens who think something that is deemed to be unacceptable by the party, this could even be done by accident), lure them in by pretending to be on their side, then arrest and "cure" them. O'Brien tortures Winston to cure him of his "insanity," in particular his "false" notion that there exists an external, self-evident reality independent of the Party; O'Brien explains that reality is simply what the Party defines it as.
SitatWarrant to enter osv.... (Section 15 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984)
Sitat fra: Bebben på desember 16, 2011, 22:22:37 PMSitatWarrant to enter osv.... (Section 15 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984)
SitatDaylight savings time theoryGlobal warming is the government's fault for adding an extra hour on to the day during daylight savings time. This means an extra hour of sunlight every day for six months a year. The extra sunlight added by the government causes the planet to heat up and destroy the environment. The earth will eventually burn if this continues.
SitatGnomal warmingSupporters of Universal Gnome Theory have a separate theory. Gnome Theory states that all forms of energy are just the actions of gnomes. Heat is simply gnomes rubbing each other and kinetic energy is gnomes moving about.