Klimaklovnelisten: 10 år med meningsløse klimakrisevarsler

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Krisevarslene som verden ikke skjønte den burde etterfølge - eller forskerne stille spørsmål til egne villfarelser
De siste 15 år har strømmen av modellgenererte krisevarsler basert på faglig uforsvarlige og metodisk og analytisk vilkårlige fortolkninger av AWG/CO2-hypotesen blitt bare mer og mer komisk og feilaktig i forhold til det stadig økende avviket mot observerte fakta. En normal vitenskapelig reaksjon på en oppstått falsifiseringstrend er jo at man prøver å ta lærdom av en slik utvikling og modifiserer hypotesen etter som avviket mot virkeligheten øker.

Men læringsfaktoren synes å være fraværende hos såkalte "mainstream klimaforskere" og tilsvarende AGW/CO2-frelste meteorologer:
Det stadig mer ydmykende modellavviket mot virkeligheten besvares dessverre bare med stadig mer corny værmeldinger (klimavarslene går det jo bare ille med...så der ligger man stadig lavere) og tilhørende konsekvensutmalinger.

Felles for disse NYE og hastverkspregede krisevarslene er at de baseres på stadig mer marginaliserte bortforklaringer ("varmen må ha gjemt seg midlertidig i dyphavene"; "hotspoten" er bare et annet sted i atmosfæren"; "det er nettopp den oppvarmede kloden som gjør at den er så kald", osv.). Ut fra dette finner man stadig nye forklaringer på at man nå bommer stadig grovere på både langtids værvarsler og klimaprognoser.

Et lite norsk malapropos
Unntaket må jo være antigravitasjons-Drange, som altså ikke fikk med seg Grønlandsgravitasjonens betydning for Nord-Atlanteren før på vennlig oppfordring fra Willy Fjeldskaar i nov 2012, og nå, ut fra sine siste utalelser faktisk heller ikke har fått med seg at det har vært 5 beinkalde vintre i Europa og flere tiår med økende is i Antarktis som ikke passer så godt med CO2-hypotesen verken her eller der. Så hans geniale løsning er derfor å overse hele greia med at verden ikke har blitt varmere de siste 15 år, og også la være å forholde seg til at Europa har hatt en serie rekordiskalde vintre - det finnes jo alltid et sted det ikke er så kaldt!:

"Drange understrekar òg at det ikkje er nokon tendens til kaldare vintrar i Noreg som heilskap dei siste åra.
– Vi har hatt nokre kalde vintrar i Sør-Noreg. Men ser du på Nord-Noreg, er biletet veldig ulikt.
Det er neppe nokon grunn til å revidere prognosane til RegClim om mildare vintrar i Noreg enno, meiner Drange.
– Det generelle biletet er at gjennomsnittstemperaturen i Noreg stig, sjølv om vi har hatt nokre kalde månader innimellom."
Kilde: http://www.dagogtid.no/nyhet.cfm?nyhetid=2523

Disse bortforklaringene, og ikke minst de nye "studiene" som produseres for å få AGW/CO2-hypotesen til å ikke fullstendig smadres av mer sanne historiske og paleoklimatiske fakta avsløres imidlertid stadig raskere gjennom pinlig svake statistiske krumspring som McIntyre et al rutinemessig plukker ned før solnedgang hver gang. De tidligere så arrogante påstandene om "konsensus" og "settled science" er nå snart bare et nostalgisk minne for klimahysterikerne.

"Finn på noe nytt illevarslende fortløpende - vinn tid, vinn tid til det blir varmt igjen"
Men man har tross alt har klart å samle seg om EN ting, å ikke gi opp, slik at mottoet blant mediekrisevarslerne de siste 10 årene har vært:

"Selv om vi taper faglig hver dag blant de kyndige, så må vi må aldri slutte å prøve å skremme verden til skattelydig orden likevel - og det gjør vi ved å bare fortsette å forsterke våre krisevarsler om hva fremtiden vil bringe".

Ja, ikke sant? Selv om man etterhvert avsløres der også, så vinner man tid med å finne på nye ting hele tiden!

Den alltid våkne P Gosselin bringer ny, frisk humor til klimaklovneriet
Gosselin har i mange år foretatt - til stor glede for oss som enda klarer å tenke noenlunde klart midt oppe i denne mediedrevne galskapen - regelmessige oppsummeringer av klimahysterikernes amatørmessige og sprikende krisevarsler.

I en elegant intro til saken beskriver han klimahysteriets sammenbrudd i 3 faser:

Føste fase:
"The Earth has a fever," we were told. "The science is settled and the debate is over. Scientists are unanimous - 97% of them agree: climate change is real, and is happening now, and we've got to act quickly."

Andre fase:
Over more than two decades we were told again and again that everywhere was warming faster than everywhere else – especially winters were warming up quickly. Snow was becoming a thing of the past and children soon weren't going to know what it is.  "The warm winters that we are seeing are just a harbinger of what's to come," the media declared just a couple of years ago. The scientists were cock-sure.

Tredje fase:
Today we are finding that precisely the exact opposite is happening. Winters in Europe have turned colder and more severe. Central Europe has seen its 5th consecutive colder than normal winter in a row – a record since measurements began in the 19th century.
Climate scientists first reacted by claiming, "One winter does not make a trend". Then they said that the cold winters were a local phenomenon. Finally they were forced to recently claim, "Cold winters now fit the picture of global warming!"

http://notrickszone.com/2013/04/04/climate-science-humiliated-earlier-model-prognoses-of-warmer-winters-now-todays-laughingstocks/


Noen utvalgte klimaprediksjonsbommerter de siste 10 år:

Først, noen skikkelig bommerter på vinterklimaprediksjoner, særlig for Tyskland og Sentral-Europa (som altså de siste 5 årene har hatt rekordkalde vintre):


1. "Due to global warming, the coming winters in the local regions will become milder."
Stefan Rahmstorf, Potsdam Institute of Climate Impact Research, University of Potsdam, 8 Feb 2006

2. "Milder winters, drier summers: Climate study shows a need to adapt in Saxony Anhalt."
Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research, Press Release, 10 Jan 2010.

3. "More heat waves, no snow in the winter" ... "Climate models... over 20 times more precise than the UN IPCC global models. In no other country do we have more precise calculations of climate consequences. They should form the basis for political planning. ... Temperatures in the wintertime will rise the most ... there will be less cold air coming to Central Europe from the east. ...In the Alps winters will be 2°C warmer already between 2021 and 2050."
Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, 2 Sept 2008.

4. "The new Germany will be characterized by dry-hot summers and warm-wet winters."
Wilhelm Gerstengarbe and Peter Werner, Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research (PIK), 2 March 2007

5. "Clear climate trends are seen from the computer simulations. Foremost the winter months will be warmer all over Germany. Depending of CO2 emissions, temperatures will rise by up to 4°C, in the Alps by up to 5°C."
Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, 7 Dec 2009.

6. "In summer under certain conditions the scientists reckon with a complete melting of the Arctic sea ice. For Europe we expect an increase in drier and warmer summers. Winters on the other hand will be warmer and wetter."
Erich Roeckner, Max Planck Institute, Hamburg, 29 Sept 2005.

7. "The more than 'unusually' warm January weather is yet 'another extreme event', 'a harbinger of the winters that are ahead of us'. ... The global temperature will 'increase every year by 0.2°C'"
Michael Müller, Socialist, State Secretary in the Federal Ministry of Environment, in Die Zeit, 15 Jan 2007

8. "Harsh winters likely will be more seldom and precipitation in the wintertime will be heavier everywhere. However, due to the milder temperatures, it'll fall more often as rain than as snow."
Online-Atlas of the Helmholtz-Gemeinschaft, 2010

9. "We've mostly had mild winters in which only a few cold months were scattered about, like January 2009. This winter is a cold outlier, but that doesn't change the picture as a whole. Generally it's going to get warmer, also in the wintertime."
Gerhard Müller-Westermeier, German Weather Service (DWD), 26 Jan 2010

10. "Winters with strong frost and lots of snow like we had 20 years ago will cease to exist at our latitudes."
Mojib Latif, Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, 1 April 2000

11. "Good bye winter. Never again snow?"
Spiegel, 1 April 2000

12. "In the northern part of the continent there likely will be some benefits in the form of reduced cold periods and higher agricultural yields. But the continued increase in temperatures will cancel off these benefits. In some regions up to 60 percent of the species could die off by 2080."
3Sat, 26 June 2003

13. "Although the magnitude of the trends shows large variation among different models, Miller et al. (2006) find that none of the 14 models exhibits a trend towards a lower NAM index and higher arctic SLP."
IPCC 2007 4AR, (quoted by Georg Hoffmann)

14. "Based on the rising temperature, less snow will be expected regionally. While currently 1/3 of the precipitation in the Alps falls as snow, the snow-share of precipitation by the end of the century could end up being just one sixth."
Germanwatch, Page 7, Feb 2007

15. "Assuming there will be a doubling of CO2 in the atmosphere, as is projected by the year 2030. The consequences could be hotter and drier summers, and winters warmer and wetter. Such a warming will be proportionately higher at higher elevations – and especially will have a powerful impact on the glaciers of the Firn regions."

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" The ski areas that reliably have snow will shift from 1200 meters to 1500 meters elevation by the year 2050; because of the climate prognoses warmer winters have to be anticipated."
Scinexx Wissenschaft Magazin, 26 Mar 2002

16. "Yesterday's snow ... Because temperatures in the Alps are rising quickly, there will be more precipitation in many places. But because it will rain more often then it snows, this will be bad news for tourists. For many skilifts this means the end of business."
Daniela Jacob, Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, 8 Aug 2006

17. "Spring will begin in January starting in 2030."
Die Welt, 30 Sept 2010

18. "Ice, snow, and frost will disappear, i.e. milder winters" ... "Unusually warm winters without snow and ice are now being viewed by many as signs of climate change."
Schleswig Holstein NABU, 10 Feb 2007

19. "Good bye winter... In the northern hemisphere the deviations are much greater according to NOAA calculations, in some areas up to 5°C. That has consequences says DWD meteorologist Müller-Westermeier: When the snowline rises over large areas, the bare ground is warmed up even more by sunlight. This amplifies global warming. A process that is uncontrollable – and for this reason understandably arouses old childhood fears: First the snow disappears, and then winter."
Die Zeit, 16 Mar 2007

20. "Warm in the winter, dry in the summer ... Long, hard winters in Germany remain rare: By 2085 large areas of the Alps and Central German Maountains will be almost free of snow. Because air temperatures in winter will rise more quickly than in summer, there will be more precipitation. 'However, much of it will fall as rain,' says Daniela Jacob of the Max Planck Institute for Meteorology."
FOCUS, 24 May 2006

21. "Consequences and impacts for regional agriculture: Hotter summers, milder + shorter winters (palm trees!). Agriculture: More CO2 in the air, higher temperatures, foremost in winter."
Dr. Michael Schirmer, University of Bremen, presentation of 2 Feb 2007

22. "Winters: wet + mild"                       
Bavarian State Ministry for Agriculture, presentation 23 Aug 2007

23. "The climate model prognoses currently indicate that the following climate changes will occur: Increase in minimum temperatures in the winter."
Chamber of Agriculture of Lower Saxony Date: 6 July 2009

24. "Both the prognoses for global climate development and the prognoses for the climatic development of the Fichtel Mountains clearly show a warming of the average temperature, whereby especially the winter months will be greatly impacted."
Willi Seifert, University of Bayreuth, diploma thesis, p. 203, 7 July 2004

25. "Already in the year 2025 the conditions for winter sports in the Fichtel Mountains will develop negatively, especially with regards to 'natural' snow conditions and for so-called snow-making potential. A financially viable ski business operation after about the year 2025 appears under these conditions to be extremely improbable (Seifert, 2004)".
Andreas Matzarakis, University of Freiburg Meteorological Institute, 26 July 2006

26. "Skiing among palm trees? ... For this reason I would advise no one in the Berchtesgadener Land to invest in a ski-lift. The probability of earning money with the global warming is getting less and less."
Hartmut Graßl, Director Emeritus, Max Planck-Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, page 3, 4 Mar 2006

27. "Climate warming leads to an increasingly higher snow line. The number of future ski resorts that can be expected to have snow is reducing. [...] Climate change does not only lead to higher temperatures, but also to changes in the precipitation ratios in summer and winter. [...] In the wintertime more precipitation is to be anticipated. However, it will fall more often as rain, and less often as snow, in the future."
Hans Elsasser, Director of the Geographical Institute of the University of Zurich, 4 Mar 2006

28. "All climate simulations – global and regional – were carried out at the Deutschen Klimarechenzentrum [German Climate Simulation Center]. [...] In the winter months the temperature rise is from 1.5°C to 2°C and stretches from Scandinavia to the Mediterranean Sea. Only in regions that are directly influenced by the Atlantic (Great Britain, Portugal, parts of Spain) will the winter temperature increase be less (Fig. 1)."
Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Press Release, Date: December 2007/Januar 2013.

29. "By the year 2050 ... temperatures will rise 1.5 C to 2.5°C (summer) and 3°C (winter). ... in the summer it will rain up to 40% less and in the winter up to 30% more.
German Federal Department of Highways, 1 Sept 2010

30. "We are now at the threshold of making reliable statements about the future."
Daniela Jacob, Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, page 44, 10/2001

31. "The scenarios of climate scientitsts are unanimous about one thing: In the future in Germany we will have to live with drier and drier summers and a lot more rain in the winters."
Gerhard Müller-Westermeier, German Weather Service (DWD), 20 May 2010
 
32. "In the wintertime the winds will be more from the west and will bring storms to Germany. Especially in western and southern Germany there will be flooding."
FOCUS / Mojib Latif, Leibniz Institute for Ocean Sciences of the University of Kiel, 27 May 2006.

33. "While the increases in the springtime appear as rather modest, the (late)summer and winter months are showing an especially powerful warming trend."
State Ministry of Environment, Agriculture and Geology, Saxony, p. 133, Schriftenreihe Heft 25/2009.



Noen bommerter for andre regioner og verdensdeler:

34. "Warm Winters Result From Greenhouse Effect, Columbia Scientists Find, Using NASA Model ...
Despite appearing as part of a natural climate oscillation, the large increases in wintertime surface temperatures over the continents may therefore be attributable in large part to human activities,"
Science Daily, Dr. Drew Shindell 4 June 1999

35. "Within a few years winter snowfall will become a very rare and exciting event. ... Children just aren't going to know what snow is."
David Viner, Climatic Research Unit, University of East Anglia, 20 March 2000

36. "This data confirms what many gardeners believe – winters are not as hard as they used to be. ... And if recent trends continue a white Christmas in Wales could certainly be a thing of the past."
BBC, Dr Jeremy Williams, Bangor University, Lecturer in Geomatics, 20 Dec 2004

37. The rise in temperature associated with climate change leads to a general reduction in the proportion of precipitation falling as snow, and a consequent reduction in many areas in the duration of snow cover."
Global Environmental Change, Nigel W. Arnell, Geographer, 1 Oct 1999

38. "Computer models predict that the temperature rise will continue at that accelerated pace if emissions of heat-trapping gases are not reduced, and also predict that warming will be especially pronounced in the wintertime."
Star News, William K. Stevens, New York Times, 11 Mar 2000

39. "In a warmer world, less winter precipitation falls as snow and the melting of winter snow occurs earlier in spring. Even without any changes in precipitation intensity, both of these effects lead to a shift in peak river runoff to winter and early spring, away from summer and autumn."
Nature, T. P. Barnett et. al., 17 Nov 2005

40. "We are beginning to approximate the kind of warming you should see in the winter season."
Star News, Mike Changery, National Climatic Data Center, 11 Mar 2000
 
41. "Milder winter temperatures will decrease heavy snowstorms but could cause an increase in freezing rain if average daily temperatures fluctuate about the freezing point."
IPCC Climate Change, 2001

42. "Global climate change is likely to be accompanied by an increase in the frequency and intensity of heat waves, as well as warmer summers and milder winters...9.4.2. Decreased Mortality Resulting from Milder Winters ... One study estimates a decrease in annual cold-related deaths of 20,000 in the UK by the 2050s (a reduction of 25%)"
IPCC Climate Change,  2001

43. "The lowest winter temperatures are likely to increase more than average winter temperature in northern Europe. ...The duration of the snow season is very likely to shorten in all of Europe, and snow depth is likely to decrease in at least most of Europe."
IPCC Climate Change, 2007

44. "Snowlines are going up in altitude all over the world. The idea that we will get less snow is absolutely in line with what we expect from global warming."
WalesOnline, Sir John Houghton – atmospheric physicist, 30 June 2007

45. "In the UK wetter winters are expected which will lead to more extreme rainfall, whereas summers are expected to get drier. However, it is possible under climate change that there could be an increase of extreme rainfall even under general drying."
Telegraph, Dr. Peter Stott, Met Office, 24 July 2007

46. "Winter has gone forever and we should officially bring spring forward instead. ... There is no winter any more despite a cold snap before Christmas. It is nothing like years ago when I was younger. There is a real problem with spring because so much is flowering so early year to year."
Express, Dr Nigel Taylor, Curator of Kew Gardens, 8 Feb 2008

47. "The past is no longer a guide to the future. We no longer have a stationary climate,"...
Independent, Dr. Peter Stott, Met Office, 27 Jul 2007[/b]


Og så begynte leserne å hjelpe Gosselin med å finne flere svisker:

48. (h/t Paul M) "It is consistent with the climate change message. It is exactly what we expect winters to be like – warmer and wetter, and dryer and hotter summers. ...the winter we have just seen is consistent with the type of weather we expect to see more and more in the future."
Wayne Elliott, Met Office meteorologist, BBC, 27 Feb 2007

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49. " If your decisions depend on what's happening at these very fine scales of 25 km or even 5 km resolution then you probably shouldn't be making irreversible investment decisions now."
Myles Allen, "one of the UK's leading climate modellers", Oxford University, 18 June 2009

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50. "It's great that the government has decided to put together such a scientifically robust analysis of the potential impacts of climate change in the UK."
Keith Allott, WWF-UK, 18 June 2009

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51. (h/t: John Shade) "The data collected by experts from the university [of Bangor] suggests that a white Christmas on Snowdon – the tallest mountain in England and Wales – may one day become no more than a memory."
BBC News, 20 Dec 2004
[BBC 2013: "Snowdon Mountain Railway will be shut over the Easter weekend after it was hit by 30ft (9.1m) snow drifts."]

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52. (h/t: AngusPangus) "Spring is arriving earlier each year as a result of climate change, the first 'conclusive proof' that global warming is altering the timing of the seasons, scientists announced yesterday."
Guardian, 26 Aug 2006.

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53. (h/t: trustyetverify) "Given the increase in the average winter temperature it is obvious that the number of frost days and the number of days that the snow remains, will decline. For Europe the models indicate that cold winters such as at the end of the 20th century, that happened at an average once every ten years, will gradually disappear in the course of the century." (p. 19), and

"...but it might well be that nothing remains of the snowjoy in the Hautes Fagnes but some yellowed photos because of the climate change ... moreover an increase in winter precipitation would certainly not be favorable for recreation!" (p38)
Jean-Pascal van Ypersele and Philippe Marbaix, Greenpeace, 2004

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54. (h/t: mobihci) "Shindell's model predicts that if greenhouse gases continue to increase, winter in the Northern Hemisphere will continue to warm. 'In our model, we're seeing a very large signal of global warming and it's not a naturally occurring thing. It's most likely linked to greenhouse gases,' he said.
NASA GISS, 2 June 1999

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55. "We have seen that in the last years and decades that winters have become much milder than before and that there isn't nearly as much snowfall. All simulations show this trend will continue in the future and that we have to expect an intense warming in the Alps. [...] especially in the foothills, snow will turn to rain and winter sports will no longer be possible anymore."
Mojib Latif, Leibnitz Institute for Oceanography, University of Kiel, February 17, 2005

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56. Planning for a snowless future: "Our study is already showing that that there will be a much worse situation in 20 years."
Christopher Krull, Black Forest Tourism Association / Spiegel, 17 Feb 2005

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57. (h/t: ab) "Rhineland-Palatinate, as will be the case for all of Central Europe, will be affected by higher than average warming rates and winters with snow disappearing increasingly."
Prof. Dr. Hartmut Grassl, "internationally renowned meteorologist", Director Emeritus, Max Planck Institute for Meteorology, Hamburg, 20 Nov 2008

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58. "With the pace of global warming increasing, some climate change experts predict that the Scottish ski industry will cease to exist within 20 years."
Guardian, 14 February 2004
[4 January 2013: "Nevis Range, The Lecht, Cairngorm, Glenshee and Glencoe all remain closed today due to the heavy snow and strong winds."]

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59. "Unfortunately, it's just getting too hot for the Scottish ski industry."
David Viner, Climatic Research Unit, University of East Anglia, 14 Feb 2004

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60. For the Baltic ringed seal, climate change could mean its demise warned a team of scientists at the Baltic Sea Experiment (Baltex) conference in Goteborg. This is because the warming leads to the ice on the Baltic Sea to melt earlier and earlier every year."
Spiegel, 3 June 2006
[The Local 2013: "Late-season freeze sets Baltic ice record ... I've never seen this much ice this late in the season."][/b][/color]

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Sånn, så har dere bildet av hva "konsensus" og "settled science" har levert av stoff den øvrige forskerverden skal bøye sitt hode for, og være glad for at de støtes bort fra dersom de er uenige!

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Glimrende, Tele. Jeg låste denne tråden fast på toppen som prioritert emne. Der vil den bli stående for at nye lesere raskest mulig skal finne den.

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Glimrende, Tele. Jeg låste denne tråden fast på toppen som prioritert emne. Der vil den bli stående for at nye lesere raskest mulig skal finne den.

Takk for det, Joste.
Som dere ser er noen av prediksjonene (særlig de globale) også eldre enn 10 år, men hovedtyngden er under 10 år gamle.
De senere års håpløsheter er jo nesten uforklarlige; hvordan kan de drive og hevde en del av dette, ut fra den mer saklige kunnskap som forlengst da var brakt på bane?
Leser de ikke andre tekster enn sine egne, disse stakkars "klimaforskerne"? Det er mye som tyder på at de faktisk ikke gjør det!

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Skikkelig bra jobbet Tele!

Jeg husker også vagt at Jørgen Randers fortalte Ukelsutt i 2009 (?) hvor lei han var seg for at skiføret i Nordmarka ville bli så dårlig for de barna han... eh, i 2013 uttalte at han helst skulle ha sett ikke var der.

Ingen gledeshyl har ellers vært å høre fra Randers i forbindelse med det gode skiføret både der og mange andre steder i landet den senere tid. Men han er sikkert i godt selskap - alle tegnene på at planeten kanskje ikke er i deep shit likevel til tross, er det få lettelsens sukk å høre. Når kommer de, tro?